Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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