She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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