U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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