Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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