Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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