some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
