Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i've created a new STD.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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