PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
