Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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