I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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