its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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