bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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