Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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