I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just found puke in my bra..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
false alarm, still single
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
