I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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