I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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