so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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