If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
