i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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