Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
only if we run a train.
done.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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