I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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