Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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