My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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