Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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