Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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