this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
only if we run a train.
done.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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