She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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