u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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