You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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