The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
