That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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