I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
