You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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