oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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