I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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