White coat. Heels.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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