Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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