she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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