bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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