He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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