Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i think i just lost a toe
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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