Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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