no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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