"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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