yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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