im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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