omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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