what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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