Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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