if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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