Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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