So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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