Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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