I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just blew my weed a kiss
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
